diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index bdb74b5446ac40..1e9b2a20c1b7ce 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-# Node.js
+# N.js
 
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diff --git a/lib/internal/bootstrap_node.js b/lib/internal/bootstrap_node.js
index 4e1e2aa9018b5a..eac916264cb897 100644
--- a/lib/internal/bootstrap_node.js
+++ b/lib/internal/bootstrap_node.js
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@
       // getter
       const get = util.deprecate(function() {
         return this;
-      }, `'${name}' is deprecated, use 'global'`);
+      }, `'${name}' is HI, use 'global'`);
       // setter
       const set = util.deprecate(function(value) {
         Object.defineProperty(this, name, {